Wednesday, April 28, 2010

DustyBall Continues!


Yesterday, as I commented, Reds Catcher Ryan Hanigan went 2-3 with 3 RBI's pushing his year to date average to .483 with 10 RBI's (in 12 games). He also threw out 2 runners trying to steal base. My comment was "ride the man while he's hot". So what does brilliant Red's Manager Dusty Baker do? He sits him for tonight's game vs Houston.

Remember when Corey Patterson sucked for 10 years in the majors and Dusty Baker swore he would come to the Reds and be different so they paid him like 5 million a year?

And the beat goes on...

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Back In Town! Reds Stuff and Bengals Draft!

HELLOOOOOO Cintucky! I am freshly back from Jamaica and don't have a worry in the world. Except that place I go from 8am-5pm 5 days a week. While I was on my honeymoon spending 7 straight days with the same woman (don't worry, now that we are married she has no reason to try to impress me anymore and probably won't read another post ever again) I had plenty of time to think about sports and day-dream about what it would be like for the Bengals to win the Super Bowl or the Reds to win the World Series or Dayton to make the NCAA tournament.

It was rather funny actually. Last Tuesday, after 4 days of being disconnected with the world, I jokingly said, "I bet the Reds are riding a 5 game losing streak right about now." I turned on ESPN later that day (begrudgingly for Marisa) and the Red's highlights (I think it was the Dodgers at that point) come up. Low and behold I find out the Reds snapped a 5 game losing streak that day. Glad to see that when I leave the country, they really try to out do themselves and now have lost 8 out of 11.

Aaron Harang is searching for only his 2nd win in his last 20 appearances tonight vs Houston and through 5 innings has only given up 1 run. It seems there are only 3 players who decided to show up offensively this year: Joey Votto, Scott Rolen, & Ryan Hannigan. Going into tonight's game Hannigan was batting .462 and has 2 hits and 3 RBI tonight. Keep ridin the man while he's hot. The good news is, the Reds are only 4 games back.

Moving onto that other team we love around here, there seems to be some sort of NFL draft that I missed while I was gone. Don't worry, they do have ESPN in Jamaica (although not ESPN2 and the effing draft switched to ESPN2 midway through) so I was able to see the Browns take their next utter failure of a QB in Colt McCoy in the 3rd round and act like they wanted him all along, and I was able to see the Bengals take their typical guys with question marks who should have been picked higher but fell because of stupid things they've done. If Carlos Dunlap ends up being the next Jevon Kearse, then the pick will be hailed as brilliant. If Dunlap ends up being the next Odell Thurman, then you know how that will be hailed.

Lets take a look at the Bengals draft picks:

Round 1: Pick #21 Overall
TE Jermaine Gresham - Oklahoma
Gresham missed basically all of last year with an ACL injury but I clearly remember him from the 2008 season and I desperately wanted him at that point. 2 years later the Bengals TE situation was still the worst in the NFL and they finally decided to do something about it. Carson Palmer must have been happier than a pig in mud with this pick. Gresham will be huge over the middle and hopefully does not look up to Daniel Coats as a mentor and surgically replace his hands with bricks. This pick probably says something about Chase Coffman and his chances of making it on the field. Gresham isn't known as a blocker either, but is bigger than Coffman and should be able to pick it up quicker (it can't be THAT hard can it?). Gresham is a solid pick here. Lets hope his knees are good to go for 10 years.

Round 2: Pick #54 Overall
DE Carlos Dunlap - Florida
Dunlap was mentioned as a player with top 5 talent and physical attributes but with a questionable work ethic and drive. He was also arrested for a DUI last year and missed a game at Florida. The man is a beast though - 6'6" 278 lbs - and I have faith that Mike Zimmer will be able to get the most out of Dunlap. This puts a serious squeeze at the DE position with incumbents (and HIGHLY paid) Robert Gaethers and Antwan Odom plus promising second year man Michael "Giraffe Neck" Johnson and solid backups Jonathan Fanene and Frostee Rucker.

Round 3: Pick #84 Overall
WR Jordan Shipley - Texas
No doubt, UC receiver Mardy Gilyard was hoping the Bengals would take him at this spot. I guess the Bengals were just looking for someone a little bigger and a little more like TJ Housmanzadeh (without the bad attitude) who will cover the middle. After all, every team wants a Wes Welker these days. Once again, Carson Palmer must have been ecstatic with this pick. Yet another piece of offense brought in this offseason to help Palmer. You can't fault the Bengals for at least trying to improve their offense and surround Palmer with weapons.


Round 3: Pick #96 Overall
CB Brandon Ghee - Wake Forest
Ghee ran a 4.35 40 dash and is 6'0". That's a pretty good starting point for any CB. I hope this pick doesn't mean that the Bengals won't be resigning either Leon Hall or Johnathan Joseph. Ghee should be able to step in right away as the nickel corner with second year man Morgan "damnit Oakland" Trent fighting with David Jones for the 4th spot.

The rest of the picks...

Round 4: Pick #120 Overall
DT Geno Atkins - Georgia

Round 4: Pick #131 Overall
LB Roddrick Muckelroy - Texas

Round 5: Pick #152 Overall
OL Otis Hudson - Eastern Illinois

Round 6: Pick #191 Overall
WR Dezmon Briscoe - Kansas

Round 7: Pick #228 Overall
C Reggie Stephens - Iowa St

Overall, I would say it was a pretty solid draft for the Bengals, making it two straight years of passing grades! That is pretty impressive for Mr. Mike Brown. Maybe he is starting to actually care about this city in his old age.

I can't wait to add all this year's draft picks to my master excel file.

Greg "In Jamaica they don't have problems, only situations" R.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Rough Waters for Ricky P


(This Colonel Sanders impersonation will fit in great in the new arena.)

Well look at it this way Rick, there is no where to go but up. To say the last year has been unkind to Rick Pitino may be as big of an understatement as saying that Kate Gosselin likes attention. Sure he’s still a multi-millionaire with 4 final fours, a NCAA championship ring, and a closet of suits that (to steal a line from Anchorman) would make Sinatra look like a hobo, but that doesn’t mean he’s not feeling the sting. The waves have been crashing into him for almost a year now and the horizon doesn’t appear to be any brighter.

Lets rewind to April 2009. Pitino and his boys had just finished off an extremely impressive season in which they won the Big East regular season and conference tournament. This being the year that the Big East was better than any conference has ever been. Ever. A somewhat unsatisfying burnout to Izzo and Michigan St. in the Elite 8 left a bitter taste in some fans mouths (much like UK’s this year) but it still was a season to remember.

Last summer was filled with tabloid-esque stories of extortion, adultery, and “medical bills.” A lot of people wondered if the off-season distractions would impact or distract Pitino and his players at the start of the upcoming season. Still, with 3 returning starters, and 3 seniors in the rotation, UL looked to have the makings of a solid squad. Early season losses to Charlotte and Western Carolina, mixed with a loss to school rival UK, and coaching rival John Calipari, however, had most people wondering if UL would even make the tournament.

Two huge wins over Syracuse later, one of which was the perfect send off to Freedom Hall and UL was firmly in the NCAA Tournament. This was probably the last time Slick Rick smiled. After a first round loss to Cal, it was time for the off-season, the new arena opening and the late signing period for the 2010 recruits.

UL announced that next season it will begin playing in its new (and absolutely gorgeous) downtown arena. They scheduled NCAA Runner Up Butler as their first game, and the entire city is abuzz with anticipation. What could screw that up? Oh I don’t know, how about calling it the KFC Yum! Center. It should be mentioned that UL was looking for roughly 30 mil for the naming rights but sold it for 13 to the home of heart disease instead. Tough times. Fans are still very fried up though. I'm interested to see how many buckets Siva makes. Two breasts and a thigh, sounds like Pitino's friday nights. Okay that's enough.

That’s okay though.. off to the recruiting front. Pitino’s best recruit next season is a SG/SF named Justin Coleman who is ranked around the 50’s by most scouting services. This would lead you to think that UL would be in the mix for at least some of the top level talent left. Wrong. UL was not and/or is not being considered by any top 50 player left for 2010. You really have to wonder what Pitino is doing with his spare time if he can’t get his hat in the ring for a single one of these kids. To make matters worse rumors are starting to fly around that Coleman may not qualify. Although I still say if Eric Bledsoe can qualify, anyone can. Have you heard that kid attempt to speak? Brutal.

Luckily for Pitino he has an absolutely loaded class coming in for 2011, er, did have an absolutely loaded class coming in for 2011. His prized recruit, top ten player, and beastly beast Michael Chandler has decommitted and the word on the street is that he’s liking the UK/Cal flavor and will consider bringing his beastliness to Lexington. Then came the stomach punch that was the Marquis Teague recruitment. Pitino recruited this kid harder than any coach has ever recruited a player. He started with him almost 2 years ago, has seen him play live over 15 times, and even hired his former coach/mentor to the UL Basektball staff. Short of buying him a golden pony (which is surprisingly allowed by NCAA rules) there is nothing else he could have done. Losing this kid in the past month to Cal and UK has to be devastating to Pitino. UL fans and followers can try to twist it any way they want, but basically what it means is that if Cal and UK really want a player, Pitino will not be able to get him. That has to be a tough realization for a man that takes a backseat to no one.

As if all that wasn’t enough the near future isn’t bringing a lot of hope either… he lost his starting point guard and leading scorer. His best big man wants to stay in the NBA draft (although it would be wise for him to return), and he has a summer filled with the aforementioned abortion/extortion/adultery trial.

Where does Pitino, and more importantly UL go from here? Well UL is still a top 10 program, and despite everything listed above UL still is not near as low as UK was at the end of the Gillispie Era. That being said, how much more has to happen before UL fans realize that Pitino is way past his prime and is a shell of his former self. I know it’s hard to knock a guy that took you to a final four, but eventually you have to stop bailing water and let the ship sink. Just make sure he doesn’t take you down with him.

Brian "KFC mashed potatoes should be their own food group" Reinhart

Friday, April 16, 2010

NFL Draft Analysis...Has Arrived

The NFL draft is a week away, and I feel like this year we have heard much less hooplah about it than previous years. The first round of the draft starts on Thursday night April 22nd prime time. The Bengals have the 21st pick, which puts them in perfect position to a) get a quality player and b) potentially be able to get them into camp on time since they won't demand as much money as a top 10 pick. If you watched the Bengals last year, then it's clear their most pressing needs heading into the offseason were WR, WR, TE, and Safety depth (hello Tom Nelson, goodbye). They've done some work in the offseason acquiring WR's in Matt Jones (laugh) and Antonio Bryant while getting rid of (also a positive) Laveraenous Coles - now that he is no longer on the team I refuse to take 40 seconds googling him to figure out how to spell his first name correctly-. It's no surprise that the names we've heard most often when talking about potential Bengals picks are TE Jermaine Gresham, WR Dez Bryant, S Taylor Mays.

But before we can look forward at who the Bengals might pick, I think we all need to have a full and strong understanding of where the Bengals, and the rest of the NFL have gone before. Thus, I begin:

Let me start this post by saying that I have been working on this for like literally 5 months. Unfortunately I am very lazy and tend to have problems finishing things I've started (I have cornhole boards sitting in the basement that only need holes drilled for the legs and the top to be painted and they are complete. Theyve been sitting down there for 2 years). I started doing my research for this post oh about week 14 of the NFL regular season. I'm not sure what finally set me off enough to take the time to do this. Maybe it was noticing how desperate the Bengals need was for just an average wide receiver, meanwhile a 2nd round draft pick from 2008 sat undressed on the bench while a 3rd round draft pick from 2008 struggled on the field. Or maybe it was noticing how the Bengals were LITERALLY putting on the field a Tight End whose hands have been surgically replaced with bricks while a 3rd round TE draft pick hadn't even made it on the field (at that point he was on IR with a foot injury, it was later diagnosed as inactivityfracturitis). Or maybe it was hearing all the talk about the Michael Oher story, The Blind Side, and noticing the Ravens Offensive Tackle first round pick (picked after the Bengals) was quickly being mentioned as a top flight OT, while the Bengals Andre Smith was just starting to get playing time. I could go on for probably 10,000 words about what possibly could have pushed me over the edge to actually go and do this research, or I could just lay it all out for you and you would probably understand.

(These things also combined with the fact that it was the week of Christmas and I didn't feel like doing sh*t at work)

To better understand the success and/or failures of the Bengals scouting and player personnel department, I decided to go back and look at all 32 teams first 5 round draft picks for the last 6 years (2004-2009). If a player was dubbed a successful pick, the team was given 1 point. In the end, each team was ranked based upon how many points they accumulated divided by points possible. This gives a team what I call a Player Estimation and Natural Intelligence in Scouting rating - henceforth known as PENIS rating. A bonus PENIS point will be given for 5th round picks deemed successful, and a penalty PENIS point will be deducted for first round picks who do not pan out.

I should start by adding this should be applied to week 17 of this past year. Therefore all the offseason changes (like Santonio getting traded to the Jets do not apply and the Steelers would get a PENIS point for Santonio).

Now, everyone's initial reaction will obviously be, "OK who are you and how do you deem someone as a successful or not successful pick." Here is how I dubbed someone as successful or not successful:

The basic cutoff was whether or not the player had played 8 games (half the season) during the 2009-2010 season for the team that drafted him.

Caveats to the above are:
-If a player had started the majority of the previous season but had gotten hurt during the 2009-2010, they were still deemed "successful".
-If a rookie did not start 8 games during this past season but did start, for example, the last 6 games of the regular season they were deemed "successful".
-If a player did not start 8 games during this past season but I noticed they started, for example, the last 6 games, I did some further research. If someone on the depth chart in front of them was injured, and they stepped in and continued to start multiple games in a row, then they were deemed "successful."
-Someone like RB Jonathan Stewart only started 2 games for Carolina due to the dual running-back system they have. However, the 1,131 yards and 10 TD's he amassed makes him PENIS point worthy.

Now you may be wondering about players who suffered career ending injuries or passed away. For example David Pollack's injury. Pollack looked for sure to be coming on strong toward the end of the '05 season and beginning of '06 when he suffered the career ending neck injury. The above rules were applied, he did not start 8 games, nor did he start the final 6, for example (he started a combination of 6 of the last 12 games to end '05). Therefore, Pollack was not deemed a "successful" draft pick and thus the Bengals were not give a PENIS point and were also deducted an additional PENIS point since Pollack was a first round pick. Now if we look at Sean Taylor, former Redskins Safety, he had started 40 of his teams last 40 games before he was tragically killed. Therefore the Redskins would get a PENIS point for him.

OK so enough about the rating system. If you want to know how I rated an individual person, or maybe a team on a given year, then ask.

My goal in doing this was a few things: a) determine if us Cincinnatians were simply over reacting and every team did as poor of job at drafting/developing players as the Bengals, b) determine if there was any correlation between the number of draft picks a given team has and how many wins they accumulate, and c) determine if there was a correlation between a team's PENIS rating and how many wins they accumulated.

So the first thing we should look at is the number of wins each team has had over that 6 year span and the number of draft picks teams have had (1st-5th round)
*these win totals do not include playoff victories


Next, lets plot these two tables against each other to see if there is any correlation between # of draft picks and # of wins.



You can see the data is pretty scattered with only a slight increase in wins with # of draft picks. Probably no statistical significance. The Titans have had the most 1st-5th round draft picks (43) but rank only 17th in amount of wins (48) in the NFL from '04-'09. The Patriots have had the second most wins (73) but have had only 28 draft picks during that time (a ranking of 24th).

Now lets take a look at each team's PENIS rating. This rating shows how good a team is at picking players that wind up starting the majority of the team's games. In other words, how good at drafting players that a) pan out and b) fit into a coaches system.



Comparing a team's PENIS to the amount of wins they have:



There is a slight trend between a team's PENIS rating and the number of wins they have accumulated over the past 6 years. There are some anomalies in the data though. According to the research, the number 1 team for drafting players that end up contributing to a team is the Washington Redskins. However they have the 22nd most wins out of any team in the NFL. This can be explained by the fact that they also have had the fewest draft picks out of any team in the NFL. This is most likely due to Mike Brown equivalent Washington owner Daniel Snyder being very aggressive in trades and completely throwing away draft picks. As a result they have a few very highly paid players which results in being forced into playing just about all of their draft picks. I would like to throw them out of this analysis.

I'll come back to this more but lastly I want to look at a trend I expect to see. That is, how the number of draft picks a team has compares to their PENIS rating.


There is a pretty clear trend here where the number of draft picks you have affects your PENIS rating. This is to be expected as you are increasing your pool of players to pick from without increasing the amount of rosters spots a team has.

So back to the PENIS rating and the ability of a team to draft and how it affects their win loss total. If you look at the top 7 teams in PENIS rating, and throw out the Redskins as mentioned, 5 of the remaining 6 are in the top 10 in wins and 4 out of 6 are in the top 5 in wins.

To me, that seems to show there is a basic relationship between how well a team does at drafting and the amount of wins they accumulate.


Now, wait a minute, I haven't mentioned the Bengals PENIS rating yet. Hang on give me a minute to scroll down the list and see how they did, I'll start at the top... scrolling...scrolling...scrolling...scrolling...scrolling...jesus they can't be this far down... scrolling...OH there they are!!! second last...I guess that means we in Cincinnati have not been overreacting about the Bengals lack of scouting department, player personnel people, and the general mismanagement of the Bengals franchise under Mike Brown. It's really quite pathetic that we keep rooting for a team that must recognize this but yet does nothing to change their ways, except to continue to raise ticket prices.

And what's even funnier, the Bengals are in second to last place and that includes a BONUS fifth round point for drafting the PUNTER Kevin Huber last year. A good pickup for the Bengals, but the 5th round is about as high as you will see a punter taken.

My two biggest hurdles I came across in doing this research were 1) the whole conundrum about "well even if 100% of scouts agree a player is the best out there, he can still be considered not successful if he does not have the proper coaching." and 2) With the frequency of NFL coaching changes, it makes an analysis like this difficult because usually when a new coach comes in, they like bringing in their own draft picks and players instead of going by what the former regime had done. There is no denying this statement as true, just look at what Mike Holmgren has done in 1 offseason as the Browns GM/2011 Head Coach in waiting. Remember however, that when I set out to do this research, it was mainly to focus on the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals have had the same head coach/management since 2001. Therefore, teams like the Bengals who have had stability, SHOULD have a large advantage over the teams that have a revolving door at Head Coach/GM.


So, fans, I build an optimistic view of our beloved Bengals as we head into next week's NFL draft. Here's to hoping that someday things will change in Cincinnati.



-Greg "Finally got this damn thing done, now off to get married, see everyone in 2 weeks" R.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Fire Rod Strickland!!



What do Bob Huggins, Eddie Sutton, and Billy Gillispie all have in common? Aside from the fact that they are not thought of very highly by most UK fans, they all have DUI’s. In the case of Gillispie, multiple DUI’s. Today they induct a new member into their club, UK Assistant Coach Rod Strickland.

Strickland was born and grew up in the Bronx, NY. He played for the famous NY AAU team the New York Guachos, and eventually transferred to superstar factory Oak Hill Academy in Virginia for his senior season. Playing his college ball at DePaul University he garnered All-American Honors, and was selected with the 19th overall pick in the 1988 draft, playing in the NBA for 17 seasons, with 9 different teams.

To say Strickland has been around the game for awhile or understands the young superstar pedigree is a vast understatement. He is the poster child for immense talent with limited resources making it to the top.

His background gives him the perfect framework with which to build a coaching career. He understands the AAU circuit and how players and coaches operate within it. He also has been a part of the big prep schools and knows how to relate to those players (Oak Hill, Findlay Prep, etc.), and most importantly, he knows what it takes to make it to and succeed in the NBA. The value of all that experience can’t be manufactured.

Unfortunately for Strickland, it appears that he is going to throw it all away because he is a 42 year old making 21 year old decisions. Drinking and driving is completely unacceptable. I would be hypocritical if I didn’t mention that I myself have drank and drove before. I think if most people are honest with themselves they can think of a time or possibly multiple times when they drove and shouldn’t have. The difference? I and most people realize by about age 22 that we are not invincible and our actions do have consequences which will assuredly be negative if we keep up with these type of immature, selfish, inexcusable actions.

If you are on the “everyone makes mistakes and deserves a second chance” side of the fence, then let me remind you that Strickland has already had a second chance. And a third chance. In fact he was on his fourth chance as he has had 3 previous DUI’s. That’s right… THIS IS HIS 4th DUI. Clearly, he doesn’t get the message, and unfortunately most likely will not get it until he kills someone.

I’m all for helping people with a problem, but if he hasn’t figured it out yet, he never will. How about we send him to some sort of class or AA group? He’s already been to them. It is mandatory to attend those types of classes after a DUI arrest. And they aren’t just an hour seminar, they are weekly meetings that last for months (For the record, I have never had a DUI, but am speaking from the experience of a close friend).

So what does all this mean? It means that Strickland needs to be fired. Now. Don’t let this drag out, or try to sugar coat it. The administration, and Coach Cal need to send a message to the players, coaches, and everyone else involved that this sort of behavior will not be accepted at the University of Kentucky.

Coach Strickland is setting a horrible example to the players, making a mockery of the university and basketball program, and most importantly endangering lives. He is a shame to Kentucky Basketball, to Coach Cal, and to the fans that have embraced him. His actions are inexcusable. Fire Rod Strickland.

Brian "Athletes are not above the law" Reinhart

Friday, April 9, 2010

Update: News and Notes Across the Cintucky Land UPDATE: Justin Coleman

** I would like to make a correction to the comment below that UL has nothing in recruiting. As pointed out by the always informed David Yates, UL does have a solid power forward coming in next year in Justin Coleman. Coleman is a 6'5 210 SG out of Virginia and played at Huntington Prep. Coleman is ranked as the #50 prospect according to ESPN which is ahead of UK incoming guard Stacey Poole. Hopefully he plays well meaning I won't have to look at Mike Marra as much.

While nothing too major is going on, all of the teams have had some news worthy happenings lately. So to bring you up to speed:

- The Reds went 1-2 in their opening series with the Cardinals. Going up against Carpenter, Wainwright, and Penny, 1-2 isn't so bad. A weekend series vs. Chicago will be starting tonight followed by trips to Florida and Pittsburgh. Lets hope the bats can get going vs. the Cubs before the road trip. Side note: Why do all women love the Cubs? Seriously, no team has such a strong female base. Want proof? Ask three women who their favorite baseball team is, if one doesn't say the Cubs I'll give you your money back.

- It's still really early and there is absolutely no reason to panic, but it should be mentioned that our 4, 5, and 6 hitters (Phillips, Bruce, Rolen) went a combined 5-35 (.142) in the opening series. And you guys thought hitting would be an issue this year. Votto had 5 hits by himself.

- In basketball news, the UK men's team is losing more men than Jennifer Aniston (see ladies, we have jokes for you too). Cousins, Wall, Orton, and Bledsoe have all declared for the draft, and Patterson is most likely not far behind saying he will make his decision in a couple weeks and any reports about him so far one way or the other are false. Dayton is also losing high flyer (pun intended!) Chris Wright to the NBA draft. Jordan Crawford of Xavier, and Lance Stephenson of UC will be joining him. Needless to say the Cintucky talent pool will be much more shallow next season.

- In recruiting news, UL still has no one worth mentioning coming in next year. Their 2011 class, however, is loaded. UK has 2 committments thus far: SG/SF Stacey Poole and Turkish big man, Enes (what should I rhyme that name with?) Kanter. His sister Bagina Kanter will not be joining him.

Thats all for now but be sure to check back frequently for updates on the college basketball recruiting scene, spring football, the upcoming NFL draft, and our always positive coverage of the Reds.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Duke Haters Not Anonymous

(Josh McRoberts crying. Yes, crying.)


Hello. My name is Brian. And I hate Duke. I've been hating Duke for as long as I can remember. The first time I tried Duke hate was in 1992 when Christian "I was on the Dream Team, seriously... look it up" Laettner ripped the heart out of every UK fan with the most famous (read: disgusting) shot in NCAA history.

The Duke hate felt so good to me. It was like a rush second only to UK love. Whenever I got bored with hating Duke I experimented with other hates. Louisville hate, UC hate, Tennessee hate all provided a sense of worth, but couldn't give me what I was looking for... eventually I always went back to the rusty needle that is Mike Shesheffski (I refuse to spell his name the way he does. We have phonics for a reason you rat-faced SOB).

New strains of Duke hate have come and gone throughout the years: The Wojo hate, floor slapping hate, ugly girl hate (seriously.. every time they showed the Duke fans last night, I paused the game looking for a hot girl and didn't see anything even remotely close to doable), Josh McRoberts hate, getting every call hate, being the NCAA's darling child hate, JJ Redick hate, and so on and so on. All are delicious.

Before this season my Duke hate was starting to run low. Sure Kyle Singler's rosacea gave me fuel for hate, but it wasn't until the gift wrapped draw, the Coach K crying face, and Brian Zoubek's undeserved look of accomplishment that my Duke hate reached its all time high.

I've been on a hating Duke bender since the beginning of the final four, and you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's to an addiction I never want to drop.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Cincinnati Reds Preview 2011

Today Cintucky Zone offers a preview of the Cincinnati Reds 2011 season. I am going ahead and looking at the 2011 season because I refuse to even acknowledge a team that lets Mike Lincoln face Albert Pujols with a runner on at a critical moment in the game.

So my predictions for 2011:

  • Dusty will not be the Manager of the Cincinnati Reds
  • Aaron Harang will not be on the Cincinnati Reds
  • The opening day starter will be Homer Bailey
  • The other four starters will be: Johnny Cueto, Aroldis Chapman, Edinson Volquez, Mike Leake
  • Edinson Volquez will last 4 months and then will be put on waivers when the team realizes he'll never be the same as before Tommy John surgery

To be honest, I'm not sure why I am that disappointed in today's loss. I've been saying all Spring that Harang needs to go. And when I remembered last week that Opening Day would be Harang vs Carpenter, I knew they might as well just jump to Wednesday. In the end, Harang wasn't AS bad as I thought he would be, it was the bullpen (read above concerning Mike Lincoln) that was so solid last year that did not make the transition from Spring to reality.

Everyone knows the definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So the fact that by the end of the first inning I was wondering whether I was watching a replay of the 2009 season says a lot about the changes the Reds made in the offseason. Honestly if I could have made 3 predictions for the first inning that I would write in stone as for sure to happen they would be: 1) Chris Dickerson picks up where he left off striking out to lead it off for the Reds, 2) Albert Pujols would hit a homerun in his first at bat, and 3) Joey Votto would pick up where he left off and get a hit.


Is it sad the Reds are that predictable? Probably about as sad as Pujols career numbers against the Reds (141 games, .365 avg, 42 HRs, and 121 RBIs). Also about as sad the Reds Opening Day win-loss record the last 13 years (3-9-1).

Ok, so enough over reaction. That's what we do here in Cincinnati. Past performance predicts future results. 15 years since the playoffs, why would something be different this year? Ok so lets talk about some of the positives that we can take out of the game:





All in all it was an ugly start to the 2010 season for the Reds. But really, ok there were SOME positives we can take out of it right? We saw what Dusty couldn't see: That Drew Stubbs should be hitting leadoff and not Chris Dickerson, we saw that Scott Rolen (aka Russell Crowe) still has some pop in his bat, we saw that Joey Votto continues to be my hero and could bat .400 this year, we saw that this Ondrusek guy could be an absolute stud reliever, and we saw Juan Fransisco get a pinch-hit RBI single.

The other big positive I hinted on earlier was that Harang really isn't our number 1 pitcher. At least he won't be by the time the next rotation re-arrangement happens. If you look at the Reds rotation, we do not really have a legit #1 pitcher. We have about 7 pitchers that fit into the 2, 3, 4 slots. When the Red's #1 matches up against most other teams #1 the other team is usually going to have the better pitching outing. But as the series moves on the Red's rotation gets stronger as the other teams gets weaker. This leads to a lot of favorable matchups and wins for the Reds. So while I expected the Reds to lose this one, I expect them to win 4 out of the next 5. Oh wait, tomorrow is against Wainwright, make that 3 out of the next 5.

On a side, slightly related note, has anyone else thought that Albert "Poopholes" Pujols looks exactly like he's taking a massive dump every time he is at the plate and in the field. Look:























See? told you so.


Alright so everyone just hang in there on the Reds, don't freak out AND OVERREACT. EVERYONE KEEP THEIR EFFING COMPOSURE.


Greg "1 Game" R.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Reds Opening Day Tomorrow!!!

And so starts the 162 game, 6-7 month, marathon of a professional sports season. We have previewed this team from every possible angle, so if you missed them just check the archives to get caught up to speed. In honor of the season beginning I present you with this pretty cool viewpoint of the coming season. Could the Reds be "the shock" of the MLB?



Go Reds!!!!!