Welcome back Cintuckians! After a much needed month-long hiatus the Cintucky Zone is back in action!
The dog days of summer have their ways of getting to anyone and we here were no different and needed a nice long break. So lets bring you up to speed shall we:
The Bengals are in training camp, have signed TO (more on this later), and have a quiet confidence coming from their camp unlike anything seen in the past. Rookie TE Gresham is finally practicing and will look to fill the Karen Sypheresque gaping hole at tight end. Cedric Benson has stopped assaulting people in night clubs to prepare for another insane workload, and Palmer appears to have the weapons he needs to get back to a Pro Bowl Level. It should be pointed out that our projected starting WR's both have VH1 reality shows. You can't make this sh*t up.
TO. TO. TO. Please check back in a couple days for my complete thoughts on the "OchoUno" signing.
Pitinogate is in progress and it has provided more highlights than LeBron (minus The Decision of course). Things we've learned: Sypher is fond of "oral pleasures" and has "blown" more "men" than Coco Cordero has saves. Sticky Ricky "shoots" half way through the shot clock. The man himself testified the encounter lasted about 15 seconds. Perjury be damned... lie son. What will come of all this? Sypher will probably go to jail and all Louisville fans will lose any argument ever for at least 5 years. Sorry guys, its the rules.
Now lets get to what's really important. The Cincinnati Reds, after what feels like 11 years (oh wait.. it actually was 11 years? Huh.) are back in the playoff race! Shooting for their first playoff appearance since 1995, the Reds are boosting a young aggressive rotation, an MVP contending first baseman, and the best bullpen in the NL since the All-Star break. In honor of this once a decade occurrence, we will be providing game recaps, coaching opinions, and everything else related to the Reds from here on out. And really who could better provide this information than a couple engineers that weren't even good enough to play in high school?
So be sure to check back early and often as we prepare for the start of the Bengals season and ride the Reds wave into the fall.
Go Cintucky!
B "feels good to be back" Reinhart
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Hi Guys,
ReplyDeleteWelcome back. We have missed you terribly.
Time for some random thoughts.
1. Reds will not make the playoffs. Pitchung wins and they are at least 1 starter away and COCO will blow a save when they can least afford it.
2. Bengals will make the playoffs. This club has some MONSTERS on it's roster. As long as Palmer stays healthy (Carson that is) they'll be good. If Carson gets hurt though we are screwed. Gilbert O'Sulivan and The Other Palmer are just plain horrible.
3. Louseyville B-Ball is now an official joke. That administration has NO credibility whatsoever. Pitino should be fired period. I truly feel sorry for his wife and kids.
4. College football will once again come down to the SEC champion winning it all. Notre Dame is still the most corrupt losing program in USA.
5. I still hate everything UC.