Breaking news!!! A white male in his mid twenties broke into the Reds' locker room today before their showdown with the Cubs in Chicago. The suspect is still at large and is being wanted on two accounts of identity theft, one account of trespassing.
It appears the suspect stole Drew Stubbs' jersey, then slipped past team personnel onto the field during today's game. He even managed to record 3 hits including a home run and a double, leading the Reds to a 4-3 victory.
If you have any information on this impostor please keep it to yourself.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment